The Hug

The Perfect Drug?

No moving parts, no batteries. 
No monthly payments and no fees; 
Inflation proof, non-taxable, 
In fact, it's quite relaxable;

It can't be stolen, won't pollute, 
One size fits all, do not dilute. 
It uses little energy, 
But yields results enormously.

Relieves your tension and your stress, 
Invigorate your happiness; 
Combats depression, makes you beam, 
And elevates your self esteem!

Your circulation it corrects 
Without unpleasant side effects 
It is, I think, the perfect drug: 
May I prescribe, my friend... the hug!

And, of course, fully returnable!

~Author unknown